Damn...Ok this was cute. Nice, Mindy.

Casey:I'm not going to be able to leave for a year when we're married and expecting a baby. I wanna do this stuff with you because I know you're gonna turn into some crazy insane demanding pregnant woman who's got like seventy pounds of water weight that's just walking around town crushing cop cars.
Mindy:I don't think I'm gonna be...I'm gonna be very dainty...
Casey:You're gonna be like Donkey Kong. You're gonna go to bars, take barrels, and just like throw them across the room at people.
Mindy:Ok...that's funny but that is...not accurate.
Casey:Don't even get me started on your appetite. You're gonna be saying "Casey go get me mashed potatoes and put it in an ice cream cone" and I'm like "it's three in the morning" and you're saying "I don't care! I need it nowww!" And I'll do it.
Mindy:That actually does sound like me.
Casey:You want me to be your tater-cone boy? Come here.
1 week ago
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lrvin:

It’s 2013, why aren’t there tracking devices on Chapstick???

2 weeks ago
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little-deathhh:

bedussey:

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

hOLY HSIT

omfg

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1 week ago
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before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing 

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2 weeks ago
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