John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
If anyone ever wants to go to the Salt and Pepper Diner, it’s actually pretty great.
women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby
shout this loud.
|first day of school:||30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.|
|end of school year:||1 pencil you found in the hallway.|