wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

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6 hours ago
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bri-loves-cats:

ramblingsarcasm:

king-samanthian:

forget-the-maps:

Want

Calvin and Hobbes: the college years

WHAT.

Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”

Until I saw that last gif.

(Source: sizvideos, via laughcentre)

4 days ago
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basedgods-cold-hands:

basedgods-cold-hands:

shitty bro dudes getting salty about a girl not “taking care of herself” cause she got some vag stubble when they’re out here with dick and balls smelling like a freshly birthed velociraptor

arguably my best post

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1 week ago
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tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

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1 month ago
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first day of school:30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year:1 pencil you found in the hallway.
1 month ago
338,566 notes
iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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3 days ago
548,893 notes

Figuring out what to study for a cumulative final.

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5 days ago
36 notes

peanutbutterwarrior:

What really hits me hard is that Robin Williams spent his entire life smiling and making others laugh. As human beings we need to remember the happy people because sometimes they need our help more than anyone else.

2 weeks ago
352 notes

knitmeapony:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

If anyone ever wants to go to the Salt and Pepper Diner, it’s actually pretty great.

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1 month ago
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