Figuring out what to study for a cumulative final.

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20 hours ago
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peanutbutterwarrior:

What really hits me hard is that Robin Williams spent his entire life smiling and making others laugh. As human beings we need to remember the happy people because sometimes they need our help more than anyone else.

2 weeks ago
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knitmeapony:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

If anyone ever wants to go to the Salt and Pepper Diner, it’s actually pretty great.

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4 weeks ago
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bigtgetsfit:

How many opportunities have I missed because I thought the scenario out and decided to not pursue them? I always latch on the worst case scenario, and I think that has robbed me of a lot of great things in life. 

1 month ago
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basedgods-cold-hands:

basedgods-cold-hands:

shitty bro dudes getting salty about a girl not “taking care of herself” cause she got some vag stubble when they’re out here with dick and balls smelling like a freshly birthed velociraptor

arguably my best post

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1 week ago
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tree-stump-palace:

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smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

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3 weeks ago
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first day of school:30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year:1 pencil you found in the hallway.
3 weeks ago
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The Walking Dead Season Five Comic Con Trailer

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1 month ago
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